closes my eyes and tries really hard to develop a “humiliating job interview” sexual fetish so my life becomes easier
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dont do this it makes chlorine gas
life pro tip: pokemon held item rules apply to you too. hold onto a single berry and eat it when you feel weak. hold onto your leftovers to nibble at throughout the day to regain stamina. hold onto ultranecrozium z to attack your foes with the light that burns the sky.
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hornet is truly the girl of all time. she’s the spawn of a divine worm and a spider and she looks like a gangly stick figure. all of her siblings are lovecraftian abominations and she’s the only one among them who has a gender. she inherited her divine father’s autistic love for crafting. she is an excellent orator but can’t phrase how she likes being kind to people normally. she has an inordinate love for fluffy creatures. she was named by bees. she’s old as balls but would not be let into the club. she’s gnc as fuck. she has three moms and they’re not even gay.
i bet a HUGE number of vampire hunters would develop obsessive compulsive symptoms around the possibility of being a vampire. carrying around a little compact mirror so they can compulsively check for a reflection. saying DON’T INVITE ME IN to anyone who opens a door for them, and if they forget they have to walk out and tell the person to revoke the invitation. spending hours after counting anything obsessively wondering if they did it compulsively you get the picture
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